its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
no you cant smoke seaweed
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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