Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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