so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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