try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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