That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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