Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Randomize
