oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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