Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
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