He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Come share oat with me in your robe
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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