doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
