I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
there is puke in my bra ... again
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