do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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