even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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