sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
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