Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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