Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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