sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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