Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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