They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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