the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Can you bring me the toilet please
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