is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Randomize
