as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
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