another moral hangover. fuck.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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