Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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