Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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