I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
Randomize
