hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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