drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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