HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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