Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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