Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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