the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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