do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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