I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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