try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Do you remember whose house we're in?
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