party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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