Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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