Hey man sorry I got all grabby
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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