Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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