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I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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