it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
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