there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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