Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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