hell yes lets make some ravioli
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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