He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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