How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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