i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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