Christians are straight up FREAKS
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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