She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
All I want is dick and wine.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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