Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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