do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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